Dear RoadHog GP

So on Saturday morning, shortly after 5am, I left Jozi to go spend what was left of my long weekend with the parentals.  It was a bit of a last minute decision, but i was tired and stressed and I missed them and i needed the break.  So after one seriously hectic week i packed my bags and hit the road.  Excited about the drive as always…I love road trips!

About 23km or so before the De Hoek Tollgate, i spotted your vehicle in front of me on the highway in the fast lane.  You were only going about 80, but moved over into the slow lane long before i was anywhere close to you, so i just continued merrily on my way.  Then, as i pulled up beside me you suddenly swerved and tried to push me off the road.  Instinctively i hit my brakes and the hooter at the same time to prevent being pushed off the road, changed lanes and passed you in the slow lane.  Then all hell broke loose.

For some arb reason, totally unknown to me you started chasing me.  Driving right on my ass and gesturing at me through the window.  I was getting freaked out, as i knew the tollgate was coming up and I’d have to stop. We finally reached the tollgate and as we stopped you stopped right on my ass to prevent me from going anywhere. You and the guy in the passenger seat got out, ran up to my car and started bashing at the windows with your fists…trying to break the windows, shouting.  I clearly recall every single word out of your filthy mouth…the string of insults was started with :’I’m gonna f*** you up you racist little bitch! I’m gonna get you and I’m gonna f*** you up you f***ing racist bitch”. I suspect the look on my face didn’t help, i was so surprised by the whole thing that my face literally portrayed ‘dude, what the hell are you on about”.  Thankfully, the car in front of me went through the gate and I could move forward, AND a taxi driver pulled up behind your car and started shouting at you through the window….at which time you ran back to your car.

The lady working at the tollgate, bless her soul, told me to just drive, she’ll try and stall you long enough so i can get some distance between us, as I’d have to turn off the highway soon and didn’t want you following me onto the abandoned little farm roads that I’d be taking. To say that i was driving 160km/h would be an understatement. I figured I’d rather get a fine or be pulled over by the cops than be pushed off the road by you and your insanity.

I was quite badly shaken at the time.  I’m fine now, but dude, seriously, you need to get help.  I didn’t even do anything and you were trying to attack me and push me off the road…what is up with that?? or did you figure it was a nice little game because i was a girl and i was alone in my car? Coward! It’s people like you that cause other people to live in fear and to buy guns.  It is due to people like you that our can’t reach it’s full potential. 

Sadly I didn’t think of taking down your registration number at the time.  All i wanted to do was get out of there.  If i had, you would have had so much crap right now.  Next time you decide to act like a complete neanderthal i hope you mess with the wrong person..idiot.

Regards

Ruby

Dear female slave

*after some thought and consideration i’ve deleted the first part of the letter.  Ultimately this is what i wanted to tell her…so this can stay*

You’re heading back home to go live with your parents.  Johannesburg hasn’t been good to you, and i think at heart you remained a small town girl and never adapted to the big city.  I honestly hope that you are happy.  I pray that you find a job where you are happy with people that understand you.  I hope that you are successful and that life turns out good for you.

Best of luck to you!
Ruby

Dear Readers

As per a previous post I’ve done, inspired by Being Brazen, I will answer a few random questions, then you will also answer them in my comments section.  I had so much fun doing the last one, and you guys participated so nicely I figured i would do another one:)

I am….going through a bit of a lonely patch…very unusual for me and I’m not exactly enjoying it
Right now….I’m quite sad as a friend of mine that was 5 months pregnant lost her baby:(
Love….can be so overwhelming and powerful and yet so gentle at the same time
The greatest thing.…we can ever have is to love and to be loved in return (courtesy of Moulin Rouge)
Recently…..I acquired a tea box…yayness!!! it’s so pretty and it’s gonna look awesome in my new kitchen:)
Happiness….is something you have to make for yourself, it’s not going to just find you.

Now off you go my lovelies:) You complete the the sentences now:)

Love
Ruby
xxxx

Dear Angel and Neels

yay!!!! And then there was ONE 🙂 Congratulations guys! Finally finally the big day of #AnGlugWedding arrived. 24 July 2010 will forever be a fond memory in my life.  The that two of my friends, who just happen to be two of the most incredible people i know, Angel and Neels, finally got married:)

What a love story it has been.  Meeting ‘online’ and carefully plotting and building until an absolutely beautiful relationship emerged.  A relationship in which they accepted each other with the Knucklehead (who looked ridiculously handsome at the wedding just so by the way) and whatever they had in their pasts.  A relationship where love ruled and will forever rule.  A relationship that makes me smile every time i think about it.  You guys are so ridiculously perfect for each other:)

Congratulations my friends, I am so incredibly happy for you.  Angel, you looked absolutely gorgeous!! The decor was spectacular and everything was just so naturally you that i couldn’t help but smile every time i noticed something.  Glug, you looked so very handsome! and your smile knew no bounds.  I wish you guys only love and happiness and many blessings and a life together filled with beautiful memories that’ll last forever.

The cupcakes were yummy….as always:) And the photo booth that you guys rented for the night was definitely a hit.  I’m not sure in how many pictures i appear in total…..lets just say…erm… A LOT! but it was fun and the whole idea of putting copies of all of those pics along with little messages in a book for you guys was absolutely brilliant!

Finally got to meet Acidicice and BecauseI in person:)  Don Packett was the MC for the evening and he kept us all entertained:) The place was filled with twitter and blogger people and Don at some point jokingly said that if the place were to implode for whatever reason the twitter world would be A LOT quieter.  Thanks a LOT to my date, Claude, for being a sport and helping me out when i was in a bit of a pinch…muchly appreciated honey:)  And of course i sat at the absolute BEST table with Phillygirl, Doodles and Louisa….thanks girls…always a pleasure!!!

Can’t wait for you guys to come back and I can’t wait to see all the pictures Jenty took at your wedding.  Enjoy the honeymoon!!!! *wink wink*

So much love

Ruby
xxxxxx

P.S.  Attached are some of my favourite pics from the evening from my camera(the hair shot is courtesy of Wenchy) and the photo booth…..enjoy:) They include pics of us and of the cupcake, the centre piece on the table and of me and the gorgeous bride!

Dear Nicklecreek

You have been one of my favourite bands for a very very long time.  This specific song has a very special place in my heart and I decided to share the lyrics with my readers to show them a little piece of my heart:) Enjoy!

“When You Come Back Down”

You got to leave me now, you got to go alone
You got to chase a dream, one that’s all your own
Before it slips away
When you’re flyin’ high, take my heart along
I’ll be the harmony to every lonely song
That you learn to play

When you’re soarin’ through the air
I’ll be your solid ground
Take every chance you dare
I’ll still be there
When you come back down
When you come back down

I’ll keep lookin’ up, awaitin’ your return
My greatest fear will be that you will crash and burn
And I won’t feel your fire
I’ll be the other hand that always holds the line
Connectin’ in between your sweet heart and mine
I’m strung out on that wire

And I’ll be on the other end, To hear you when you call
Angel, you were born to fly, If you get too high
I’ll catch you when you fall
I’ll catch you when you fall

[Bridge:]
Your memory’s the sunshine every new day brings
I know the sky is calling
Angel, let me help you with your wings

When you’re soarin’ through the air
I’ll be your solid ground
Take every chance you dare

I’ll still be there
When you come back down
Take every chance you dare,
I’ll still be there
When you come back down
When you come back down

Love
Ruby
xxxxx