The purpose of my letter is not to be rude or insulting. And I’m certainly not writing it to question your sanity or intelligence, but I have to admit that I’m starting to wonder about you. OK, so I’ve been wondering about you for a very long time. But recent events have finally pushed me over the edge and I have to voice my opinion.

There is the day you said that Madiba died. The various speeches where you talk absolute nonsense, the fact that you were holding a book upside down while posing with school children, the time you held the binoculars the wrong way round trying to look at your troops, and don’t even get me started on the whole war thing.

It’s not that I have anything against the Americans. I mean seriously, my brother lives there now and my sister in law is a proper yank, but i love her and her family to bits. I have American family, American friends, and after my visit to the states 18 months ago I fell in love with the country. I just don’t particularly like you…mostly because i think you’re an idiot.

I’m sure you’re dying to know which act of stupidity finally led me to write this letter. Well, please take a look at exhibit A:

Now, in case you still haven’t noticed your problem, I’ll direct your attention to the flag.

I think it is absolutely disgusting that a president can sit at an important event like the Olympic games, proudly displaying his country’s flag the wrong way!!!!!

In my opinion you probably won’t even understand half the words used in this letter, and you might have to get someone to translate it for you. Or maybe your just a great big klutz and because you’re the president of a biiiiiiiiig country it’s more publicised. The trick is to think before you speak and act. Trust me……if you have half a brain, that plan will work wonders for you.

Regards

Ruby

P.S. This is a disclaimer. The information displayed here is merely an opinion about recent events and not facts. So if you don’t like it, don’t read it!

I refer to your post about people stealing your mug at work. At the time i knew there had to be a way of solving this problem without having to hire a private detective, killing anyone or disrupting your normal day to day routine too much.

When you leave your mug you just take out the little plug “en siedaar“, nobody can use your mug, which reduces the chances of it being stolen with almost 100%. Of course, you will always find people who would try and steal it anyway, simply because it’s a novelty.

I sincerely hope this helps!!!

Love

Ruby

It seems that I’m kinda getting hooked on memes huh? I haven’t been able to make use of my normal creative juices, as antibiotics and creative juices seem to have a detrimental effect on my health. So i stumbled upon this little meme on your blog and decided to give you and all the other little bloggers some more insight into, well…me:)

1. I hate anyone coming close to my ears. I freak out completely. This fact has however served as a very entertaining past time for every and all of the guys i have ever dated.

2. I have this insane ability to always be rational and realistic….no matter what. weird, i know

3. I love the smell of freshly baked bread. It’s the greatest pick-me-up ever!!!!!

4. I become really depressed and frustrated when I’m sick. So I’m sure you’ll be able to determine my mood right about now

5. I love all kinds of stationary…like you:) I have more pens than i could possibly need in one lifetime. Gel pens, glitter pens, high light pens, coloured pens…..you name it and I’ve probably got it;)

6. My circle of trust is very small. I rarely share my closest emotions with the people around me, and when i do it is to a very select few.

7. I plan to do my masters degree next year

8. I’ve unofficially been offered an amazing job. The official offer is however dependant on one thing…….can he afford to wait until my current employment contract expires???

OK hun, i gotta go and get back in bed. I’m hoping to be back on top of my game in a week or so, and then i promise to post some proper letters:)

Have a good one!

Love

Ruby

After sitting in front of my little laptop, coughing away like there is no tomorrow, and trying my best to come up with an idea for a post, i finally came to the conclusion that I’m not all that creative when I’m on the brink of death.

So, since i can’t come up with a really juicy and informative letter on my own, i called on glug and you ( angel ) for some help……..and wisely, you referred me to the list of memes on your blog. Yes, i realise that i hate doing memes, and that i usually refuse to do them….but this was an emergency OK? so forgive me:)

After going through the list I finally decided on doing this one. So here goes nothing……

I am…..sick:(
I know……that there are a lot of people who care about me
I want……a lot of things, but right now I’d settle for feeling better
I wish…….love, joy and happiness for all the people dear to me
I hate……..seeing people suffer
I miss………..oh wouldn’t you guys just looooove to know!
I fear……..not reaching my full potential….and of course those horrid eight legged creatures
I feel………alive, despite the fact that I’m sick as a dog
I smell…….coffee
I hear……my “homemade pies” clock from Wall-e ticking away
I crave……….apple sourz, and tlc
I search…..my heart to make sure that there are no footholds
I wonder……about life and love and where I’ll be in 10 years
I regret……this is hard, at this time in my life i don’t have any regrets…honest
I love….dancing in the rain……living passionately…my parents…..my dog…my friends…my Saviour
I ache…….all over, but especially my lungs ache due to me being sick
I am not………willing to settle for second best
I believe……in my Saviour
I dance……whenever i can…even walking is a form of dance in my mind:)
I sing……constantly…another big love in my life
I cried last……..when i was comforting a friend because of the brokenness of his situation
I fight…….for myself, my friends, my family, what i believe to be right and what i believe in
I write….stories, poems, songs and a blog…..all except one is top secret…the one being my blog
I win…..hearts and stalkers
I lose……..hope very rarely
I am never………too tired or busy to help someone in need
I always…..get on the fourth step of an escalator..yes, I’m a tad OCD
I confuse…….easily when sick
I listen….with both my heart and my ears
I can usually be found…..either working or partying…you’ll rarely catch me sleeping
I need……..to realise that i can’t fix everything
I am happy…….I think that about says it, no need to elaborate:)
I imagine…..what the world could be like if everybody lived to their full potential

Considering that my creativity levels are sitting at about -10 I don’t think i did too bad;) Hope you all enjoyed it!

Love

Ruby

I realise that you didn’t tag anybody in the meme you did, but I’m sort of in the mood to do it anyway. We both know that as a rule i detest meme’s, but for once I actually feel excited to do this one. Also, this will help you to get to know me better:) I certainly hope you appreciate it sweety! So here goes nothing:)

What is in the back seat of your car right now? well, music sheets and charts, a hoody, a bottle of water and a book of poems

When was the last time you threw up? Earlier this year when i had food poisoning

What is your favourite curse word? don’t curse, cept for shit, so I guess that’s it then

What will you be doing 3 hours from now? 3 hours from now I’ll desperately be trying not to kill my highly annoying and frustrating first year clerk

Have you ever been in a strip club? erm……no….

What is the best ice cream flavour? choc vanilla fudge;)

What was the last thing you ate? Funky cow cheese wedge and a granny smith apple

Ever go camping? yes yes yes!!! i looooooover camping:)

Do you have a tan? not really…it’s winter after all

Do you drink your soda from a straw? yes, 2 straws actually…..and no, don’t ask!

Are you some one’s best friend? yes, definitely:)

Where is your Mom right now? At work in the beautiful place far far away surrounded by mountains…*sigh*

What colour is your watch? you have to specific, i have a couple. Silver, brown and silver, white, black

What comes to mind when you think of Australia? g’day mate! if it was nieu–zealand i would have said hobbiton🙂

Would you consider plastic surgery? No…..not unless I’m scarred badly in a terrible accident

What is your birthstone? Ruby….go figure:)

How many kids do you want? 2..one of each, unless of course i have twins(highly likely) then i want 3

Have you met anyone famous??? oooh yes! plenty plenty famous people:) i organized more than one rock concert in my time, unknowingly “vryed” a couple of famous guys and i have a couple of semi-famous friends;)

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? I’ll have to split it into a couple. Me clerks, a certain someone driving me nuts, and people who declare themselves humble but fail to prove it in the little things

Are you jealous of anyone? right now……not really.

What time is it? 09:56 am…yes yes, i should be working…but be grateful that i was thinking of you;)

Do you eat healthy? In a way yes;) but i have a well balanced diet…that’s well balanced eating junk most days and having healthy days in between🙂

How old will you be on your next b-day? Unlike Sweets, i won’t lie:) 26

Name one thing you’d still like to do? Study fine and performing arts. Visit Spain

Favourite colour? Once again i have a couple. Green, black(which isn’t really a colour but who cares???), orange and brown

Ok sweety, being the nice person i am, i won’t tag anyone either…….hope you enjoyed this little journey into Ruby’s mind:)

Love

Ruby