I do not usually resort to this kind of behaviour when it comes to myself…but I’m in desperate need. Things simply can not go on like this. It’s going to drive me completely insane if it goes on like this……I need your help.
This morning, after waking up really early, blow drying and straightening the hair, remembering to pack my lunch, getting dressed, flipping through my uncomplicated and minimalistic make-up routine, grabbing my phone, my hand bag, my car keys and my laptop bag…..i suddenly realised that i didn’t have my house keys. Crumbs! It should be on the white shelve above the microwave where i always put all my keys and where i collected my car keys from….but it’s not. Not a-freaking-gain!
I turned my whole house upside down until i finally found it on the fridge next to the target mortein. Damn spiders! they were all over the show last night and poor arkwife and i….both being extreme arachnophobia…..had our hands full keeping them at bay when i tried to let her out. When i came back in, apparently I just dumped it all on the fridge. Great! I was late for work because i couldn’t find my stupid house keys and i couldn’t get out of the house! Well…not late exactly, but i wasn’t able to get to work 2 hours early to start working on the practise review stuff(I’ll tell you guys all about the hell I’ll be in during the next 3 months at a later stage).
The problem I’m sitting with is that this wasn’t the first time. I seem to misplace my keys on a regular basis. My house is not large, and it is relatively neat and tidy. I have a specific place where i put my keys, and 99% of the time you will find my car keys lying there, but my house keys seem to have the ability to go MIA in seconds!
Please please please could you send me one of those little key finder thingies?? It does of course pose the problem of always putting the remote you use to find the keys in one specific place…..but I’ll cross that bridge when i come to it.
I hope that you’ll be able to assist me in this regard.