I’m sure you guys are pretty used to getting all kinds of letters of complaint, insurance queries and general bits of paper from stupid people that don’t understand what makes the world go round these days. This letter is, however, different…of that much I can assure you.
I’ve driven on the M1 almost everyday for the past couple of years…and every morning there is one thing that puzzles me all the way to work where more important matters take hold of my mind. But at that early hour of the morning when my brain is literally still fast asleep, this little thing is highly consuming for the little bit of brain capacity I have available.
Why on earth do you guys have a huge statue of a cow wearing a diaper on your grass in front of your building???? Seriously, you guys don’t produce milk, meat, babies or diapers…so why on earth would you feel the need to have this monstrosity on your lawn?
Anyway, far be it from me to criticize you for your way of thinking, but I would appreciate it if you could put my very much fast asleep mind at ease.