That was the last straw! I have had enough. I’ve been your little ragdoll, punching bag and floormat for long enough. It’s time for me to move on. To find someone who will appreciate me for who I am, who won’t beat me, yell at me and call me names.
It started out all pretty and and in love and stuff….but it’s over. Just in case you had trouble reading that i’ll repeat myself…”IT’S OVER”. I refuse to stare into those gorgeous blue eyes of yours for a second longer and be swayed by the power they’ve had over me.
Don’t even try to phone me, I won’t answer. I don’t want to watch your stupid band play and I don’t think the way that you insist you’re the boss is cute. No longer will an electric shock run through my whole body when you accidently graze my arm. This was supposed to be the happiest time of my life, but it’s not, it turned out the be the worst.
I’m broken inside, and I have no idea how i’m going to fix myself, let alone try and fix our relationship. Please respect my wishes and stay as far away from me as possible.
P.S. Happy April fool’s day darling*naughty smile*
P.P.S. Happy April fool’s day for all of you guys who actually believed that letter:)
14 thoughts on “Dear Hijacker 2”
I was just about to go and kick his butt. Good thing I read the whole letter……
awe gluggy…aren’t you an absolute angel:) wanting to kick his butt and all….I appreciate the fact that you wanted to anyhow *hugs*i just couldn’t refuse…..the posibilities were endless with this one:)
Oh my word, you soooo got me!!!hahaha!!!
You got me!You totally got me.I got so upset and worried about you.:-)
Nats – oh goody:) I didn’t know it was gonna be believable or not:)Bridgy – awe, my lovely terrivle twin:) thanx for getting upset on my behalf…apologies for the half a heartattack you got reading that…….but i can’t take full credit ya know….it was sort of the dude’s idea
MSN is busted. I hate it!Well, I went and fired someone at work. After a bit of a fake issue I had with them and I am feeling much better.
globus is saying nothing about the top gag being a dude’s idea.er, oops.
bridget – well done darling! it seems my letter started a bit of a chain reaction?globus – for the record….it wasn’t his idea as much as he was my inspiration for it….don’t go all chauvanistic on me now
ah rubes i have many faults but that ain’t one of them. just remember behind every good idea lies someone’s failure.
you are terrible!!! horriblecrueli hate april fool’s!!!did you listen to whackhead this morning?? hehe he got it good!!
globus – thank goodness for small miracles! I can stop holding my breath now.Sweets – gosh, you guys are actually starting to make me feel a liddle bit bad:( But it was still a hell of a lot of fun;) I did, and i thought it was hysterical! i can’t believe he didn’t see it coming tho….
You BIATCH!!! hahahah!!! Oh my word…I was so worried! YOU GOT ME GOOD AND PROPER!! WELL DONE!!
meany!I also got my mates good & proper…was brilliant & self-satisfying at the same time!
blondie – he he:) seems like i got everybody….nobody saw that coming…i wonder why?KaB – Well, erm, yeah…as a rule i’m never mean, i just thought i’d keep you guys on your toes you know?