Welcome welcome to my humble abode Mr Miagi. I hope that you will find your accomodation satisfactory and that you will enjoy your (hopefully permanent) visit.
I’m known as a bit of an impulive person, especially when it comes to shopping. Mostly I think about everything i do and consider the effects there of, but every now and again I hit a snag in my mind and I end up doing, saying or buying something without giving it even a thought, nevermind a second thought! The invitation extended to you was therefore extremely impulsive and unplanned.
As of yet I’m not quite sure where you will be taking up your permanent residence. You’ll have to make due with the space alloted to you in the meantime. My house is not a big one, but it is a happy, friendly and loving little place. Everyone living there seems to be quite content and appreciates the little time I try to spend with them everyday.
I shall give you food, water, sunny accomodation and love. In return I expect you to grow into the most beautiful little bonzai ever! You don’t need to pay any rent, talk to anyone, do any chores or clean up after yourself, you only need to be pretty. Seriously dude, I think you’ll agree with me that this is the best deal you’ll ever see. Now, run along and go grow or something.
Your new owner, Ruby
P.s. If anyone has a problem with any typos or spelling mistakes…get over yourself….My edit toolbar is still MIA and nobody has tried to help me….so go and build a little *bridge.
* Totally unrelated to my little friend Bridge…..don’t you dare go near her you hear!