I did not think your little e-mail stunt this morning was very funny! It was scary and and could have been damn near fatal. I’m still recovering from the hyperventilation and the sudden panic attack. To say i was hysterical would have been an understatement.
You and I have established the fact that I am literally scared to death of anything with eight legs………spiders! Therefore by supplying me with EXHIBIT A caused a slight bit of havoc in my office to say the least.
My usual rational self has become wrought with paranoia and unusually suspicious behaviour.
I would appreciate it if you would in future refrain from including me in such acts of total violence on arachnaphobes.
Yours in sincere panic
P.S. EXHIBIT A